Do we really have this day in America? Are there really going to be guys in small gray cubicles throwing witty pirate banter over the wall to Jenkins in Accounting? Will there be folks dressed up at block parties pretending to be Jack Sparrow? My fear is that yes, there are. I am also puzzled as to why Mashable is featuring this today. I have a strange feeling I’m in the minority here. Are there any other sane people that feel this is undermining our ability to move forward as a nation?